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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pa ...
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Joke posted in the category: Animal Jokes, Other Animal Jokes, Bar, Beer and Booze Jokes, Bar and Drinking Jokes, Bar Jokes, Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Ethnic Jokes, Place Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Professional Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Religion Jokes, Other Religion Jokes. Tags for this joke: bartender, waiter, asian, dead, bar, panda, sandwich, shoots, eats, gun.

Where Is That From?

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate ch ...
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Joke posted in the category: Bar, Beer and Booze Jokes, Bar and Drinking Jokes, Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Type Jokes, Clean Jokes. Tags for this joke: little, guy, drinking, bar, bartender, business, beer, little guy, big dude, dude, knocks, big, sudden.

Chimpanzee. A black mans walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of a sudden

A black man's walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of a sudden he hears a distant sound…. ChangLingWang, WungChonLee

"What da fuck was that?" he says to himself. Then he keeps on strolling through the jungle. A ...
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Joke posted in the category: Black & White People Jokes, Black Jokes, Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Insult Jokes, Racist Jokes. Tags for this joke: black man, asian, man, walking, mans walking thru, jungle, hands scraping, mystical noise, mans walking, walking thru, sudden, hands, rock. Special tags for this joke: long black jokes, long asian jokes, long racist jokes, long black & white people jokes, long country jokes, long insult jokes, long jokes.

Subtitles from Hong Kong

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from

Hong Kong:

* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

* Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

* Gun wounds again?

* Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

* A norma ...
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Joke posted in the category: City Jokes, Hong Kong Jokes, Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Entertainment & Arts Jokes, Movie and TV Jokes, Insult Jokes, Racist Jokes. Tags for this joke: hong kong, chicken, films, ants, eyes, face, fire, subtitles, killed, darn, hong, kong.

Snacks. Asian guy is having his SNACK ( bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing

Asian guy is having his "SNACK" ( bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Asian folks eat the whole brea ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, American Jokes, Asian Jokes. Tags for this joke: american, asian, guy, man, breakfast, condoms, teeth, face, sex, american man chuckling chewing, american man chuckling, man chuckling chewing, chuckling chewing. Special tags for this joke: long american jokes, long asian jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

Sung Hi Lee. One day, an Asian man, an American man, and Sung Hi Lee were on a train.

One day, an Asian man, an American man, and Sung Hi Lee were on a train. Along the ride, there was a short but dark tunnel. When they entered the tunnel, a kissing sound, then a slapping sound was heard.

Once outside, everyone could see a large red ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, American Jokes, Asian Jokes. Tags for this joke: american, asian, man, train, face, sung, american man, accidentally, lee, asian man, kiss sung, tried, slapped.

Do you speak? As Asian Americans, we hear that a lot, dont we? I know I do!

Do you speak? As Asian Americans, we hear that a lot, don't we? I know I do! And it's a double edged sword too! Sometimes I get the feeling that we, as AA's, are suppose to maintain dual identities due only to our physical appearances. ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, American Jokes, Asian Jokes. Tags for this joke: hong kong, chinese, american, americans, taiwanese, racial, school, asian, festival, language, british, members, parents. Special tags for this joke: long american jokes, long asian jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

Asians in a pool. What do you call a bunch of asains in a pool?

What do you call a bunch of asains in a pool?

Cup-of- noodle! ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Ethnic Jokes. Tags for this joke: asians, pool, asains, bunch, call. Special tags for this joke: short asian jokes, short ethnic jokes, short country jokes, short jokes.

The Chinese Detective. A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

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Lobsters and Asians

Q: What do a lobster and an asian run over by a steam roller have in common?
A: They're both "crushed-asians" ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Asian Jokes, Chinese Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, International Jokes, Question and Answer Jokes, Questions Jokes. Tags for this joke: asians, common, asian. Special tags for this joke: short asian jokes, short chinese jokes, short international jokes, short questions jokes, short question and answer jokes, short country jokes, short jokes.